Current leader
Distinguished D.C. Rat
A local icon wearing a tiny necktie.
A deeply unserious civic experiment
Pick Pete's First Tattoo
Pete wants some ink but has no idea what to get. Washington, D.C. has therefore been entrusted with a terrible responsibility.
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The candidates
Vote responsibly.
An Arm on the Arm
A flexing arm tattooed onto a flexing arm.
Permanent Indecision
A question mark. Honest, timeless, concerning.
The Metro Map
Useful until WMATA changes everything again.
Traffic Cone
In honor of every sidewalk in NoMa.
Form 1040
Full back piece. All schedules included.
The legally important part
Suggestions are displayed anonymously. Sending a suggestion does not guarantee publication. The highest-voted submission is not guaranteed to be permanently carved into Pete's body. Pete retains unlimited veto power, which is cowardly but prudent.